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Once upon a time an upstanding member of the scientific community (who also happened to be a beautiful princess) was walking in the woods when a frog hopped onto her foot. She bent down, picked up the frog and put it in her pocket. The frog poked his head out and said, "Hey, if you kiss me, I'll turn into a handsome prince, stay with you for a year and teach you all about chemistry and even some biology." The princess simply looked at the frog and smiled. The frog called out once more, "If you kiss me and turn me into a prince, I'll stay with you for as long as you wish and share my extensive mathematcis and physics expertise." The scientist took the frog out of her pocket, smiled at him and put him back. Finally, the frog demanded, "What's the matter? You can turn me into a handsome prince, and I'll stay with you forever and teach you all about any scientific discipline you desire. Why won't you kiss me?!?" The princess replied, "You must understand, I'm already busy working to solve the world's problems. I simply don't have time for a boyfriend. But a talking frog is pretty cool."